Hey ladies as you all know Jason has invited everyone over for a day of pool and fun this Sunday. The guys are going to be picking thier draft order but that shouldn't take too long.
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready ;for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
Hello Ladies!
Sorry for not contributing as often as I would like but I am challenged at clinic..Im usually have to type really fast before the attending comes in and catches me haha!I see what you say dear Jenny...However; I believe you are superwoman! 3 kids, 2 dogs, a house and a manboy...And still has time to write to us to make us feel guilty like we are such slackers....Impressive!I Hope you guys are doing well..I want to see Mamma Mia! Finally saw Sex and the City as well..So Liz are you done??Love you all
P.S. Went to Ogunquit, Maine this weekend and got Scott to sit through a Broadway Show "The Producers" It was great! Hopefully we can plan an outing for the whole gang there is really nice
Well ladies we have another double this Friday... I am thinking wine/drinks during the first game?!?!? Or maybe we can just bring the fun to the field.
I also want to point out that this weekend Mama Mia comes to the theaters Woo Hoo :)
Allison I hope you have fun in N.Y. If you get a chance you should visit the Brooklyn Bridge
(nice huh?? i had to find something to counter the whole pam anderson thing on the guys page!)
alright - now focus -
we spent weeks complaining about the guys web site, how there was no room for us. we had no way of participating, no place to post our own funny girl humor stuff. no site to be as one.... until one day - our fearless website master gave us our very own corner - in pink even! and we just ignore it!
i check our site all the time. the participation is pathetic. i find myself forced to read the endless banter between koko, keith & rich (with the occasional JW slam thrown in for good measure!). i am learning way too much about sports & reading movie reviews for movies i dont even care to see! (fantastic movie reviews - that was for you koko, since i think you read this more than the girls do, & by the way - iron man was great!)
i am learning about the importance of team work, that contrary to popular belief - kobe & lebron are not gods (i know - that comes as a shocker to some of you ladies), that A-Rod is a jewish fag, that Farve needs to shit or get off the pot already, air mcfly's are some ugly-ass sneakers, juan is building a fancy shed in his yard & lebron james needs help to win a championship.
i can't take it anymore!!!
ladies - i feel we are failing our male counterparts. we too can be creative & funny and most of all - in touch! what is wrong with you girls?? i don't want to hear the "i'm so busy" excuse - i have 3 kids... any of you have 3 kids? nope. i didn't think so! so - let's see it -
post ladies, post!

